carryonmy-assbutt:

fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:

domina-domina-omnimalum:

thebabbagepatch:

hereghostyghosty:

jordaamn:

johnstridur:

adriofthedead:

thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

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grandparents making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds

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NINE

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NEIN

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Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

(via none--shall-pass)

bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

(Source: moaninglisasmile, via pizza)

stacemyster:

octobootle:

when you think your cramps are finished but then

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Y

(via the-staged-inadequacy)

meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

(Source: meladoodle, via pizza)

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

(via hotboyproblems)

forever:

i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem

(via dayumpeer)

loltias:

when you say you’re sick when you’re not feeling attractive and someone says “yeah, you don’t look good.”

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(via dutchster)