Why?! Holy shit ):

eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

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  • white people: this is SO spicy
  • me: it's water

lamewhiteperson:

When kids scream in public

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unpopulaur:

"You should smile more!"

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"You look tired!"

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"Are you really going to eat all that?"

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Is it that time of month?

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"You’re just being dramatic"

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"You have terrible taste"

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"Just exercise and eat less!"

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"Thats really slutty"

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(Source: tatianamaslnay, via pizza)

dulect:

"Oh good you’re awake! Can you get out of bed and clean up a few thi…"

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